Witchen

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty   

and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.  

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 
"If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?"  
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me.  

"Will  you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I  asked. 
"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said.    
"I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."   

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I  asked. 
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. 
"I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"  

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money.    
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my    
husband and  I tonight."  

The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband  
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,  
and I probably smell pretty disgusting."  
 

I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman 
looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and  wine."


 


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